never play flip cup with pint glasses
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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