and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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