The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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