Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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