Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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