Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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