I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
