bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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