I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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