i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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