Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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