My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i will never coherently bang her
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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