is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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