Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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