just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
