Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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