i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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