I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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