I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Drake has all the answers
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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