I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
BRING THE BAGELS
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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