This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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