wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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