This girl is more easily done than said...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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