just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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