You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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