Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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