I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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