I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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