oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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