is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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