I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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