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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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