You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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