We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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