I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
a search helicopter?!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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