I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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