I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
