Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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