you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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