And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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