I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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