i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
her vagine was all disorganized.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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