Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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