You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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