And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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