Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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