I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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