Your tits are I can't wait for
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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