Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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