just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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