Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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