I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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