i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
