Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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