The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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