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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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